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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 34
03/12/2026 - 03/04/2027
Weeks 1685 - 1736

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1717

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YEAR 34 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR		 AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L I P T M APPEAR-
ANCES		 TOTAL
INKS		 DEBUT
WEEK		 CAREER
INKS		 CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 6 3 5 5 96 3 14 13 31 145 554 1691 4
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 1 5 2 2 74 30 84 970 1393 6
3: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 2 49 1 25 54 979 1292 7
4: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 2 1 1 39 6 5 26 54 79 2952 1
5: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 1 1 2 37 7 5 27 53 626 2186 2
6: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 2 1 35 1 1 4 2 21 46 558 1171 8
7: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 1 1 1 41 1 23 45 871 744 13
8: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel MIL LOTY 1 3 1 37 2 22 44 1401 323 33
9: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 2 2 2 35 20 41 1287 471 22
10: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. LOTY ROTY 1 1 2 25 11 29 1503 269 40
11: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt HOF 1 3 1 2 22 18 29 136 514 20
12: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 1 24 3 17 28 7 1936 3
13: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 2 1 2 1 22 17 28 1482 116 103
14: Art Grinath Rag-Thin Rat MIL 2 1 20 1 12 24 106 494 21
15: Stephen Dudzik "Puke" Zenith, DDS HOF Y1V RPL LIL 1 1 1 1 17 2 11 23 7 697 14
16: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 2 1 1 17 1 8 22 938 853 12
17: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 20 9 22 1323 308 37
18: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater HOF LIL LOTY 17 3 2 16 22 1051 582 18
19: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY LIL 2 18 8 20 1477 145 77
20: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 2 17 13 20 1162 160 72
21: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 1 2 1 1 14 11 19 1463 195 59
22: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 1 18 11 19 1324 157 73
23: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 16 8 18 1326 256 42
24: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 14 1 1 11 18 604 1063 10
25: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 1 16 12 17 1253 242 47
26: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 2 2 1 11 11 16 908 91 125
27: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 1 1 13 7 15 802 209 54
28: David Prevar Pravda Diver HOF 6 8 12 14 339 524 19
29: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 1 10 2 9 13 1482 115 104
30: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 12 9 12 765 223 52
31: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 8 4 11 12 4 84 132
32: Michael Gips Magic Lips, Eh? MIL 11 4 11 509 333 32
33: Daniel Galef Leading Flea 11 7 11 1187 73 152
34: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 1 8 1 9 10 120 590 17
35: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 1 8 6 9 524 240 48
36: Randy Lee Yale Nerd MIL 1 6 2 6 9 605 126 93
37: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 5 3 1 8 9 360 156 75
38: Donald Norum A London Drum 1 7 3 8 1455 30 263
39: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 2 6 8 8 1386 79 141
40: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 6 1 7 7 440 72 154
41: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 6 2 6 708 107 112
42: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 1 5 2 6 759 30 265
43: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 1 5 4 6 967 65 171
44: Jon Cannon A Non-NJ Con 5 1 5 6 1628 14 438
45: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 1 5 5 6 1073 83 136
46: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 4 2 6 6 1286 137 80
47: John Winant John Want In 5 3 5 863 28 279
48: Frank Stanonik Frank Inks A Ton 1 4 5 5 1683 5 955
49: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 4 2 4 759 39 219
50: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 4 2 4 1222 37 226
51: Pamela Love A Maple Vole 4 2 4 1170 30 267
52: Melissa Balmain Salable Animism 1 1 2 2 4 941 230 49
53: Joseph Romm Jr., Mom's Hope ROTY LIL 3 1 2 4 58 350 29
54: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 1 2 3 4 310 117 102
55: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 4 3 4 1195 66 168
56: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 4 3 4 613 69 161
57: Richard Alexander Handcar Axle Rider 1 3 4 4 1591 8 659
58: Seth Christenfeld Deflects Her Hints 3 1 3 1207 14 425
59: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 3 2 3 735 61 177
60: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 3 2 3 1324 130 90
61: Steven Price Never Septic 3 2 3 552 48 201
62: Steve Honley Svelte Honey 3 2 3 447 132 87
63: Ann Martin Arm-Tannin' 1 2 2 3 547 133 86
64: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 3 3 3 1140 201 56
65: Rob Huffman Burn Off Ham! 1 2 3 3 918 273 39
66: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 3 3 3 30 382 28
67: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 3 3 3 944 157 74
68: David "Stockton" Smith Thinks Cat Vomit's Odd Y1V 1 2 3 3 48 96 122
69: Bob Forrest Soft Robber 3 3 3 1698 3 1517
70: Jennifer Hart Ninth Free Jar HOF Y1V MIL LOTY 2 1 2 11 659 15
71: Byron Miller Mr. Bill On Rye 2 1 2 1386 14 430
72: Matt Monitto Man Tit Motto 2 1 2 902 188 63
73: Ali Ruth I Hurt LA 1 1 1 2 1695 2 1710
74: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 2 1 2 900 24 313
75: Dave Savolaine An Evasive Load 2 1 2 1079 4 1031
76: Joel Cockrell Cool Cell Jerk 2 1 2 896 10 536
77: Mike Ostapiej I Joke, I'm A Pest 2 1 2 767 103 118
78: Jonathan Hardis Had a Short Ninja 1 1 2 2 907 78 142
79: Bill Jacobs I Call Job B.S. 2 2 2 1557 4 1165
80: Trevor Stone Irvin Invite Snort Rover 2 2 2 1685 2 2391
81: Noah Meyerson Honey Moaners Y1V 2 2 2 46 29 274
82: Ben Aronin Born Inane 2 2 2 350 122 96
83: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 2 2 2 1005 334 31
84: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 2 2 2 945 33 249
85: Rick Haynes He Is Cranky 2 2 2 323 176 66
86: Jean Sorensen Non-Sane Jeers MIL 1 1 1 75 299 38
87: Kevin Cuddihy Chunky Divide Y1V 1 1 1 13 100 120
88: Meg Sullivan Slaving Mule Y1V LIL 1 1 1 14 184 64
89: Russell Beland Dullness Baler HOF LIL MIL LOTY 1 1 1 73 1556 5
90: Tom O'Connor No Cot Moron 1 1 1 382 2 2030
91: Allen R. Breon Learn Nobler 1 1 1 86 13 449
92: Larry Carnahan "Ran a Clan" Harry 1 1 1 551 15 423
93: Lori Wike Wilier, OK? 1 1 1 1688 1 5465
94: Maja Keech Make JC A He 1 1 1 192 32 256
95: Neal Roach Oracle? Nah. 1 1 1 1688 1 5466
96: Seth Tucker Utters "Heck!" 1 1 1 866 61 175
97: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 1 1 1 1403 15 411
98: April Musser Brand Bride Spurns Alarm 1 1 1 462 14 441
99: Beth Ketzner The Benz Trek 1 1 1 1690 1 5467
100: Jeff Loren O.J. Elf Fern 1 1 1 814 32 252
101: John Doucette Donut-Jet Echo 1 1 1 647 3 1426
102: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 1 1 1 1394 16 403
103: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 1 1 1 5 119 99
104: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 1 1 1 499 312 36
105: Becky Foster Oft By Creeks 1 1 1 1455 4 1038
106: Stephen Gilberg Gentle Pig Herbs 1 1 1 759 16 405
107: Tim Watts Twist Mat 1 1 1 918 21 329
108: Harvey Smith Mr. Heavy Shit 1 1 1 572 69 160
109: Rivka Liss-Levinson Snails Involve Risk 1 1 1 1142 16 402
110: Suzanne Fregly Slay Fez Gunner 1 1 1 240 2 1945
111: Richard Wexler Rich x Lewd = Rare 1 1 1 1340 12 493
112: John SanFilipo Hip Fools' Ninja 1 1 1 1695 1 5468
113: Barb Sarshik Shark's Rabbi 1 1 1 565 56 183
114: Ray Keaney Yanker? Aye! 1 1 1 1672 2 2390
115: Mae Scanlan Canal Names 1 1 1 134 345 30
116: Sue Lin Chong One-Inch Slug Y1V 1 1 1 35 197 58
117: Dave Metzger Vet Grazed Me 1 1 1 1617 3 1516
118: Noah Leibert Notable Heir 1 1 1 1699 1 5469
119: Kathy Sheeran Yanks Heather 1 1 1 1547 9 604
120: Ken Kaufman Fake Man (Unk.) 1 1 1 70 18 375
121: Cody Walker Older, Wacky 1 1 1 1702 1 5470
122: Marshall Begel Large Balls? Meh. 1 1 1 1596 6 805
123: Marcianna Caplis I Can Rip Almanacs 1 1 1 1703 1 5471
124: Marni Penning Coleman No-Name Planning Crime 1 1 1 670 54 190
125: Ken Stern Rents Ken 1 1 1 512 4 1112
126: Eric Murphy Her Icy Rump 1 1 1 557 59 180
127: Fred Shuback Fed Shark Cub 1 1 1 1400 9 592
128: Jonathan M. Kaye Thank a Mean Joy 1 1 1 73 20 347
129: Katherine Wertheim Hire Weathermen Kit 1 1 1 123 2 1874
130: Linda K. Malcolm Command All Ilk Y1V 1 1 1 18 37 224
131: Matt Lantry Malt Tyrant 1 1 1 1709 1 5472
132: Andy Bassett Beast Dynast 1 1 1 568 47 204
133: Henry Rathvon He Ran Horny TV 1 1 1 1711 1 5473
134: Gregory Dunn Runner Doggy Y1V 1 1 1 30 12 494
135: Josh Calder Hadj Closer 1 1 1 241 5 891
136: Chuck Smith Hit Schmuck HOF Y1V LOTY 1 1 1 6 867 11
137: Joey Zarrow Wry Ooze Jar Y1V 1 1 1 24 2 1748
138: Barry Sackin Binary Racks 1 1 1 951 8 617
139: Patty Hardee Heated Party 1 1 1 797 5 927
140: Tim Stanonik Mink Station 1 1 1 1670 2 2389
141: Greg Johnson Jon's Egg Horn 1 1 1 679 7 701
142: Patrick Houston Tantric Hookups 1 1 1 1714 1 5474