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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 34
03/12/2026 - 03/04/2027
Weeks 1685 - 1736

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1711

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YEAR 34 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR		 AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L I P T M APPEAR-
ANCES		 TOTAL
INKS		 DEBUT
WEEK		 CAREER
INKS		 CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 5 3 4 3 77 2 12 12 25 118 554 1664 4
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 1 4 2 2 59 25 68 970 1377 6
3: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 2 42 1 22 47 979 1285 7
4: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 1 1 33 5 4 21 44 79 2942 1
5: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 1 1 2 31 4 3 21 42 626 2175 2
6: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel MIL LOTY 1 3 1 31 2 18 38 1401 317 34
7: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 1 1 1 33 1 17 37 871 736 13
8: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 2 24 1 1 3 2 16 33 558 1158 8
9: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 1 2 27 14 30 1287 460 22
10: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. LOTY ROTY 1 1 2 25 11 29 1503 269 40
11: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt HOF 1 3 1 2 16 14 23 136 508 20
12: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 1 19 2 14 22 7 1930 3
13: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 2 1 1 16 1 7 21 938 852 12
14: Art Grinath Rag-Thin Rat MIL 1 1 18 1 10 21 106 491 21
15: Stephen Dudzik "Puke" Zenith, DDS HOF Y1V RPL LIL 1 1 1 15 2 9 20 7 694 14
16: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 1 1 1 1 16 14 20 1482 108 111
17: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY LIL 2 17 7 19 1477 144 77
18: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 16 8 18 1326 256 42
19: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 16 6 17 1323 303 37
20: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater HOF LIL LOTY 13 3 1 13 17 1051 577 18
21: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 2 13 10 16 1162 156 72
22: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 1 2 12 8 15 1463 191 61
23: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 11 1 1 9 15 604 1060 10
24: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 1 14 10 15 1253 240 47
25: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 2 2 1 8 9 13 908 88 128
26: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 1 10 2 9 13 1482 115 103
27: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 13 9 13 1324 151 75
28: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 1 1 9 5 11 802 205 54
29: Daniel Galef Leading Flea 11 7 11 1187 73 152
30: David Prevar Pravda Diver HOF 5 5 8 10 339 520 19
31: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 7 3 9 10 4 82 136
32: Donald Norum A London Drum 1 7 3 8 1455 30 263
33: Michael Gips Magic Lips, Eh? MIL 8 3 8 509 330 32
34: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 5 3 7 8 360 155 74
35: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 1 6 5 7 524 238 48
36: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 1 5 1 6 7 120 587 17
37: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 6 2 6 708 107 112
38: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 1 5 2 6 759 30 265
39: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 4 2 6 6 1286 137 80
40: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 1 5 6 6 1386 77 144
41: Randy Lee Yale Nerd MIL 5 4 5 605 122 94
42: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 5 5 5 765 216 53
43: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 4 1 5 5 440 70 159
44: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 4 2 4 759 39 219
45: John Winant John Want In 4 2 4 863 27 285
46: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 4 2 4 1222 37 226
47: Pamela Love A Maple Vole 4 2 4 1170 30 267
48: Melissa Balmain Salable Animism 1 1 2 2 4 941 230 49
49: Jon Cannon A Non-NJ Con 3 1 3 4 1628 12 493
50: Frank Stanonik Frank Inks A Ton 1 3 4 4 1683 4 1164
51: Seth Christenfeld Deflects Her Hints 3 1 3 1207 14 425
52: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 3 2 3 1195 65 170
53: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 3 2 3 735 61 177
54: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 3 2 3 1324 130 90
55: Steven Price Never Septic 3 2 3 552 48 201
56: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 3 2 3 613 68 162
57: Ann Martin Arm-Tannin' 1 2 2 3 547 133 86
58: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 3 3 3 967 62 174
59: Rob Huffman Burn Off Ham! 1 2 3 3 918 273 39
60: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 1 2 3 3 1073 80 139
61: David "Stockton" Smith Thinks Cat Vomit's Odd Y1V 1 2 3 3 48 96 122
62: Richard Alexander Handcar Axle Rider 1 2 3 3 1591 7 714
63: Jennifer Hart Ninth Free Jar HOF Y1V MIL LOTY 2 1 2 11 659 15
64: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 1 1 2 310 115 102
65: Byron Miller Mr. Bill On Rye 2 1 2 1386 14 430
66: Matt Monitto Man Tit Motto 2 1 2 902 188 63
67: Steve Honley Svelte Honey 2 1 2 447 131 88
68: Ali Ruth I Hurt LA 1 1 1 2 1695 2 1709
69: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 2 1 2 900 24 313
70: Dave Savolaine An Evasive Load 2 1 2 1079 4 1028
71: Joel Cockrell Cool Cell Jerk 2 1 2 896 10 536
72: Jonathan Hardis Had a Short Ninja 1 1 2 2 907 78 141
73: Trevor Stone Irvin Invite Snort Rover 2 2 2 1685 2 2388
74: Ben Aronin Born Inane 2 2 2 350 122 96
75: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 2 2 2 1140 200 56
76: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 2 2 2 1005 334 31
77: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 2 2 2 30 381 28
78: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 2 2 2 944 156 73
79: Bob Forrest Soft Robber 2 2 2 1698 2 2389
80: Bill Jacobs I Call Job B.S. 1 1 1 1557 3 1515
81: Jean Sorensen Non-Sane Jeers MIL 1 1 1 75 299 38
82: Kevin Cuddihy Chunky Divide Y1V 1 1 1 13 100 120
83: Meg Sullivan Slaving Mule Y1V LIL 1 1 1 14 184 64
84: Russell Beland Dullness Baler HOF LIL MIL LOTY 1 1 1 73 1556 5
85: Tom O'Connor No Cot Moron 1 1 1 382 2 2028
86: Allen R. Breon Learn Nobler 1 1 1 86 13 448
87: Larry Carnahan "Ran a Clan" Harry 1 1 1 551 15 423
88: Noah Meyerson Honey Moaners Y1V 1 1 1 46 28 282
89: Lori Wike Wilier, OK? 1 1 1 1688 1 5465
90: Maja Keech Make JC A He 1 1 1 192 32 255
91: Neal Roach Oracle? Nah. 1 1 1 1688 1 5466
92: Seth Tucker Utters "Heck!" 1 1 1 866 61 175
93: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 1 1 1 1403 15 411
94: April Musser Brand Bride Spurns Alarm 1 1 1 462 14 440
95: Beth Ketzner The Benz Trek 1 1 1 1690 1 5467
96: Jeff Loren O.J. Elf Fern 1 1 1 814 32 251
97: John Doucette Donut-Jet Echo 1 1 1 647 3 1425
98: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 1 1 1 1394 16 403
99: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 1 1 1 5 119 99
100: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 1 1 1 499 312 36
101: Becky Foster Oft By Creeks 1 1 1 1455 4 1035
102: Stephen Gilberg Gentle Pig Herbs 1 1 1 759 16 405
103: Tim Watts Twist Mat 1 1 1 918 21 329
104: Harvey Smith Mr. Heavy Shit 1 1 1 572 69 160
105: Rivka Liss-Levinson Snails Involve Risk 1 1 1 1142 16 402
106: Suzanne Fregly Slay Fez Gunner 1 1 1 240 2 1943
107: Richard Wexler Rich x Lewd = Rare 1 1 1 1340 12 492
108: John SanFilipo Hip Fools' Ninja 1 1 1 1695 1 5468
109: Barb Sarshik Shark's Rabbi 1 1 1 565 56 183
110: Ray Keaney Yanker? Aye! 1 1 1 1672 2 2387
111: Mae Scanlan Canal Names 1 1 1 134 345 30
112: Sue Lin Chong One-Inch Slug Y1V 1 1 1 35 197 58
113: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 1 1 1 945 32 256
114: Dave Metzger Vet Grazed Me 1 1 1 1617 3 1516
115: Noah Leibert Notable Heir 1 1 1 1699 1 5469
116: Kathy Sheeran Yanks Heather 1 1 1 1547 9 604
117: Ken Kaufman Fake Man (Unk.) 1 1 1 70 18 375
118: Cody Walker Older, Wacky 1 1 1 1702 1 5470
119: Marshall Begel Large Balls? Meh. 1 1 1 1596 6 805
120: Marcianna Caplis I Can Rip Almanacs 1 1 1 1703 1 5471
121: Marni Penning Coleman No-Name Planning Crime 1 1 1 670 54 190
122: Ken Stern Rents Ken 1 1 1 512 4 1110
123: Eric Murphy Her Icy Rump 1 1 1 557 59 180
124: Fred Shuback Fed Shark Cub 1 1 1 1400 9 592
125: Jonathan M. Kaye Thank a Mean Joy 1 1 1 73 20 347
126: Katherine Wertheim Hire Weathermen Kit 1 1 1 123 2 1872
127: Linda K. Malcolm Command All Ilk Y1V 1 1 1 18 37 224
128: Rick Haynes He Is Cranky 1 1 1 323 175 66
129: Matt Lantry Malt Tyrant 1 1 1 1709 1 5472